'So, you don't plan to retire?': 15+ Perfect comebacks to the classic line 'Nobody wants to work anymore'

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Jun 2, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

There's an art to the perfect comeback. Sadly, that moment usually comes way after we have the chance to say it to someone's face. There's a classic Seinfeld episode that explores this, where George goes to great lengths to execute the perfect retort. It's a phenomenon that the French call "L'esprit de l'escalier" or "staircase wit,"  describing the feeling of having the perfect comeback, but a little too late. It's always in the shower, or when you're trying to fall asleep that night that the perfect, withering remark comes into your brain. If only life were like the movies and we had the perfect script to follow. 

But to cheat the system, you can have some retorts pre-loaded for common situations. If someone's always remarking about how tall you are, you can prepare a line like "I guess I picked the right parents." But a group of Redditors recently stuck their heads together to come up with responses to another constantly annoying phrase. 

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  • 01
    "I am definitely a nobody then"
    via Marten Bjork
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    r/antiwork ⚫16 hr. ago _Bruzthechopper_ What's the best response to the classic line "nobody wants to work anymore"?
    via u/_Bruzthechopper_
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    Boss keeps saying that every morning According to his mental breakdown today no one wants to work anymore and this generation doesn't know the value of hard work therefore the world is doomed and he gives up
    via u/_Bruzthechopper_
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    "Back in my day there was no day off or sick days we were ready to work day & night and our job was our priority" He's been divorced 4 times and disowned 2 of his 5 kids so i always find the "prioritizing our job" statement quite ironic
    via u/_Bruzthechopper_
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    Gupoochamois69 • 15h ago I always like the question, would you flip burgers for 300k a year? Yes? Then it's the pay that's the problem.
    via u/Gupoochamois69
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    • effyochicken · 16h ago Depends on whether you want to get in trouble or not. "Nobody wants to pay anymore."
    via u/effyochicken
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    LootleSox. 16h ago "Nobody wanted to work in the first place."
    via u/LootleSox
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    chiron 42.16h ago I'd go with something like "no one wants to be exploited anymore".
    via u/chiron_42
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    . Square-Ebb1846 15h ago "Nobody wants to pay workers a fair wage or treat them with basic human respect anymore." Days off, sick days, and work-life balance are basic human respect.
    via u/Square-Ebb1846
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    alexanderpas • 15h ago • Not for that pay. . • Not without a union. . • Not with you as the boss. . • Not when you keep rejecting . them. Choose your poison.
    via u/alexanderpas
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    josuela... 15h ago Edited 15h ago . Ask them, "so, you don't plan to retire?" The only thing these a hole's actually look forward to is not having to work anymore.
    via u/josuelaker2
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    DS_Unltd ⚫ 16h ago Is that why my job applications keep getting rejected?
    via u/DS_Unltd
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    Deufuss 16h ago • Labor prices are as dynamic as the prices of goods and services. Places that recognize this have no trouble with staffing. People that don't recognize it make stupid statements like "nobody wants to work anymore"
    via u/Deufuss
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    DrHugh 15h ago . "You should read A Christmas Carol sometime."
    via u/DrHugh
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    fuzzybar55 • 12h ago . As an Economist I can truly say that the reason nobody wants to work is because the supply and demand of labor is not in equilibrium.
    via u/fuzzybar55
  • 16
    general_peabo • 16h ago "Nobody wants to work for you anymore"
    via u/general_peabo
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    EasternShade 13h ago • "Tell me about it. I tried to hire a master electrician for $2 over minimum wage and they wouldn't even return my call. There's just no work ethic these days." Double bonus for replacing 'electrician' with whatever boss does.
    via u/EasternShade
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    AllSugarAndSalt . 12h ago I serve a lot of tourist boomers in my job who come at me with 'young people don't want to work'. And my comeback is always 'what young person do you know doesn't have a job? All the ones I know work two jobs and study or are doing apprenticeships! Without fail, they stare at me in shock as cognitive dissonance shorts their brain out. Always satisfying.
    via u/AllSugarAndSalt
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    . bensonprp 16h ago I am definitely a nobody then.
    via u/bensonprp

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